26 Apr 2009 @ 12:36 PM 
 

Mother Nature: Is This the Best You Can Do?

 

A tornado in Kansas City, MO Saturday evening had such great potential, but alas, mother nature disappoints once again.  A crowd of thousands had gathered at the Kansas Speedway to drink beer and watch vehicles drive around a circular track for hours on end (aka: a NASCAR race).  The evening’s “entertainment”, however was interrupted by a tornado touching down nearby.  The NASCAR race had to be stopped.

Initial reports confirm just one dead and one injured.  The victims were riding motorcycles on a highway. There were perhaps tens of thousands of NASCAR enthusiasts  very nearby yet they were left completely unharmed.  You can do better Mother Nature! Next time do the planet a favor and  head directly toward the hordes of beer swilling, inbred mulletheads.

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Posted By: Katrina Seldik
Last Edit: 07 Mar 2010 @ 11 55 PM

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  1. Luís Carlos Zardo says:

    Aparently, mother nature is using a much more subtle approach, instead of directly killing people she´s disrupting our habilities of fooding ourselves.

    Our crops are just a significative drought or flood away for utter chaos.

    Malthus was apparently right, starvation is the only thing that´ll check our growth.

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