A Project for a New Global Future

Since teen pregnancy rates in the US are higher than any other developed nation, perhaps it is time to try something new: scaring teen girls into abstinence (or at least using birth control). Let them take a look at this screaming 19 pound mini sumo wrestler and imagine trying to squeeze him out of their little vagina’s and see if that does the trick! Not only is he 3 times the size of an average baby, but he is 3 times as loud, too. And he eats 3 times as much as a normal sized infant. That means (to an American teen mother) 3 times as much $$$ for infant formula (since American teen mothers don’t seem to realize that they can feed their babies with breast milk. They think you have to buy formula from the grocery store.) If that doesn’t close their legs faster than a venus fly trap, then I don’t know what will!

The “green” revolution has certainly made some people a lot of money by pushing more efficient or less polluting products.  However, many people have complained that there is no money to be made in reducing the population.  The theory being that a larger population equals more potential customers.  Well, we are happy to announce that today we have discovered a way for NGF members to make money while helping to greatly increase the infant mortality rate.  (That’s right! You can finally help kill the little bastards without going to jail.)  Considering the vast population of the planet and the general unwillingness of most humans to stop reproducing, virtually unlimited amounts of money can be made.   Certainly this will be welcome news to any members hurting during these tough economic times!

So just how does this work?  Well as we all know, epidemics are nature’s way of thinning the population.  But, vaccines were invented and that helped the population to explode.  We can’t just sit around and wait for a new epidemic to wipe out half the world.  The best thing we can do is convince people who lack critical thinking skills to resist vaccination.  If enough people stop vaccinating their kids, herd immunity will fall apart worldwide.  Thankfully, an organization called the Australian Vaccination Network is already doing a lot of work in this area. (Although they actually think they are saving children because they believe vaccines are more dangerous than epidemics)

Here is where the money part comes in.  You refer stupid people to AVN and they will pay you a commission for each one that buys a membership, magazine subscription, or other items.  Not only do you get the satisfaction of potentially killing off the children of parents you refer to this website, but with all NGF members working together we can potentially stop enough children from getting vaccinated to eliminate the threat of herd immunity and raise the infant mortality rate to acceptable levels!

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