25 Sep 2009 @ 12:28 AM 
 

19 Pound Baby Should Serve As a Warning To Sexually Active Teens

 

19-pound-babySince teen pregnancy rates in the US are higher than any other developed nation, perhaps it is time to try something new: scaring teen girls into abstinence (or at least using birth control). Let them take a look at this screaming 19 pound mini sumo wrestler and imagine trying to squeeze him out of their little vagina’s and see if that does the trick! Not only is he 3 times the size of an average baby, but he is 3 times as loud, too. And he eats 3 times as much as a normal sized infant. That means (to an American teen mother) 3 times as much $$$ for infant formula (since American teen mothers don’t seem to realize that they can feed their babies with breast milk. They think you have to buy formula from the grocery store.) If that doesn’t close their legs faster than a venus fly trap, then I don’t know what will!

Tags Categories: News Posted By: Katrina Seldik
Last Edit: 04 Mar 2010 @ 05 01 PM

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  1. la stripper says:

    yeah…. umn im sorry to say that trying to scare teens from having sex by showing a fat baby aint gonna do s***

  2. Ashton says:

    This is Descrimination to all teens who have make a mistake at one point in time and I dont agree with the Language this story had in its texts. Its like you think all teens should be in everyones Christian image. For most teens WE are able to breast feed but you trying to go to school and work and support a child by breast feeding. Kids learn from the adults soo maybe if we wouldnt have soo many ignorant adults we wouldnt have so many mistakes being made. Besides makeing mistakes is part of learning.

  3. Ashton,
    There is no need for name calling. I won’t refer to you as a whore for getting pregnant and having a baby while still a teen, if you will refrain from calling us such a heinous name as ‘christian’ for trying to get teens to use condoms or birth control to prevent bringing more unneeded children into the world. Agreed?
    Katrina

  4. Bryan MacNamara says:

    I honestly belive that teens in the first place should NOT be engaging in ANY sexual activity while not knowing the actual problems it could cause coming into adulthood. The name calling, yes, should be ceased; but that doesnt exclude the teen from making CONSTANT mistakes which result in the birth of an innocent child. Just throwing that out there.
    With Respect
    -Bryan

  5. brianna says:

    ok wow first off not all teens girls fck thx and btw why the hell r u saying anything about it if u think tht baby will do anything ur dumb it doesnt scare me at all and ima keep having sex an theres nothing u can say b.c ima teen. im in a stable relationship. im also engaged. an if ur basing this on religous beliefs then up urs im not religous hahahaha i hope tht burned ur nugget :)

  6. Brianna:
    Yes, my nugget is well and truly burned.
    PLEASE tell me you are sterile. And your boyfriend, too. The last thing the world needs is more illiterate simpletons such as yourself.
    –Katrina

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