A Project for a New Global Future

Since teen pregnancy rates in the US are higher than any other developed nation, perhaps it is time to try something new: scaring teen girls into abstinence (or at least using birth control). Let them take a look at this screaming 19 pound mini sumo wrestler and imagine trying to squeeze him out of their little vagina’s and see if that does the trick! Not only is he 3 times the size of an average baby, but he is 3 times as loud, too. And he eats 3 times as much as a normal sized infant. That means (to an American teen mother) 3 times as much $$$ for infant formula (since American teen mothers don’t seem to realize that they can feed their babies with breast milk. They think you have to buy formula from the grocery store.) If that doesn’t close their legs faster than a venus fly trap, then I don’t know what will!

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