A Project for a New Global Future

The “green” revolution has certainly made some people a lot of money by pushing more efficient or less polluting products.  However, many people have complained that there is no money to be made in reducing the population.  The theory being that a larger population equals more potential customers.  Well, we are happy to announce that today we have discovered a way for NGF members to make money while helping to greatly increase the infant mortality rate.  (That’s right! You can finally help kill the little bastards without going to jail.)  Considering the vast population of the planet and the general unwillingness of most humans to stop reproducing, virtually unlimited amounts of money can be made.   Certainly this will be welcome news to any members hurting during these tough economic times!

So just how does this work?  Well as we all know, epidemics are nature’s way of thinning the population.  But, vaccines were invented and that helped the population to explode.  We can’t just sit around and wait for a new epidemic to wipe out half the world.  The best thing we can do is convince people who lack critical thinking skills to resist vaccination.  If enough people stop vaccinating their kids, herd immunity will fall apart worldwide.  Thankfully, an organization called the Australian Vaccination Network is already doing a lot of work in this area. (Although they actually think they are saving children because they believe vaccines are more dangerous than epidemics)

Here is where the money part comes in.  You refer stupid people to AVN and they will pay you a commission for each one that buys a membership, magazine subscription, or other items.  Not only do you get the satisfaction of potentially killing off the children of parents you refer to this website, but with all NGF members working together we can potentially stop enough children from getting vaccinated to eliminate the threat of herd immunity and raise the infant mortality rate to acceptable levels!

Click here for more info and start getting PAID!

Lately it seems that multiple births are all over the news. This is a disturbing trend happening that should be of much more concern to people. There is of course the infamous Octomom who has had multiple multiple births totaling 14 children.

Jon & Kate Plus 8, a reality show about a family raising 8 children (sextuplets + twins) is currently the highest rated show on TLC and entering the 5th season.

Multiple births are becoming more and more common due to the standard process for fertility treatments. Since there is always a chance that an implanted embryo will not survive, multiple embryos are implanted to increase the odds. Sometimes all of them survive and you end up with a whole litter of babies.

Even China which has thankfully prevented half a billion births in the last 30 years with their one child policy is not immune to the problem. They do not penalize parents of multiple births, so the rich have taken to get IVF treatments to increase their chance at having lots of babies.

Why is so important not to glorify this practice and encourage people to stop having so many babies?

Within a few months there will be 6.8 billion humans on this planet.  Only 30 years ago there were 4 billion. The replacement birth rate is 2.1 babies per woman. This means that if we want to keep the population the same we need about 2 babies per woman. Clearly, a lot of people are having far more children than that. So, our population grows.

If we were to imagine the birth rate suddenly jumping to 11 children per woman. The population of the planet would jump to 500 billion in less than 300 years! Of course that is unlikely to happen, but it demonstrates how quickly unchecked growth gets out of control. If we could somehow get a global one child policy in effect. Our population would experience significant decline within just 50 years. We could see the global population return to a reasonable level in our lifetime.

It may be wishful thinking but everyone can do their part by preventing uncontrolled births with contraceptives or sterilization.

Today the Obama administration declared a health emergency and released 12.5 million doses of antiviral medication, and the WHO is considering if it needs to raise the threat level to 4.  Several countries are prepared to start quarantining anyone that appears to have the flu and have advised people to avoid traveling to the US and Mexico.

Unfortunately these increased measures may be detrimental to the progress of the flu.  However, it continues to spread at a hopeful rate.

The number of deaths in Mexico is nearing 90 and there are 20 confirmed infections in the US, including a young boy in Ohio.  Canada has reported four cases, and New Zealand suspects 10 students that just returned from Mexico have it.

Here are some helpful tips that can help you to spread the flu faster.

– Don’t cover your nose and mouth when you cough or sneeze.

– If you accidentally cover your mouth, find a friendly looking person and shake their hand.

– Don’t wash your hands very often, especially after you cough or sneeze.

– Spend as much time as possible out in public.

The unprecedented speed at which the global food crisis has started to spiral out of control is indeed good news for NGF members.

Never before in history has this happened on such a scale and it is truly exciting to know that
wiping out a good 2 billion humans in one shot is well within our grasp.

However, it will require a lot of hard work from those of you who have done such a good job at making all the contributing factors to the problem come together at the same time.

The problem is that once people start to die of starvation, supply goes up, prices come down, people stop dying. You can do your part to help to triple prices over the next year.

- If you can afford it, eat as much as you possibly can. Many of the worlds poor spend over half their income on food. Americans and Europeans should try to match this. At minimum you should be spending $1000 per month per person on food.

- If you are a farmer, get on the ethanol bandwagon and help make biofuel. If switching to a crop such as corn is not viable, grow any kind of food crop, dry it, press it into blocks, and sell it as a “renewable home heating fuel” people can burn it in their fireplaces during the winter. You should have no problems competing with the price of home heating oil

- Protest GMO foods. Genetic engineering promises better yields, more resistance to pests and drought, and less need for expensive fertilizers. GMO food = cheap food. Do everything you can to ensure you local government bands all GMO crops and imports.

Thanks for all your efforts, keep it up!!!

The world may have to deal with peak oil AND peak coal at the same time!
ho ho!
And I thought a Sunday double-feature at the dollar theater was a good deal.

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Use this handy clock to track our progress in bringing on the new global future.
When you see the population number start to go backwards you will know we are finally making good progress!

Created by Poodwaddle.com

Traffic safety has really gotten out of hand over the years. Speed limits, seat belts, stop lights, right-of-way, air bags, and crash tests. Doesn’t anyone know that the road’s would be infinitely more safe with LESS drivers on the road?

It’s good to see that at least Russia understands this concept

In less than a decade, Blackwater USA grew from a small security training firm in North Carolina, to the the largest mercenary army in the world, providing key support for the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq.

Blackwater USA is currently our best candidate for taking out key targets such as Greenpeace and hippies.

The big topic at the G8 summit in Germany this week is the environment and global warming. World leaders hope to reach some sort of agreement to slow or stop climate change, and many NewGlobalFuture supporters showed their solidarity and resistance to the feeble attempts to deny us the climate change we have all worked so hard to achieve.

Keep up the good fight!

Jack Kevorkian may not have killed a lot of people, but he did an excellent job at promoting the concept of assisted suicide. Just think how many less people would be around, no longer draining resources from the rest of us if everyone who was terminally ill would be helped along faster.

Glad you are out of prison Jack.. hope you have a killer party!!